He broke up with you right? After telling you he loved you and calling you names like baby and cutie? Yeah, I know he lavished you in compliments only to put himself down so you would stoke his fakely low ego. Did he tell you that you were beautiful? I bet he promised you a personalised song. Or maybe he'd always mention how he was laying in bed and wished you were there. He dragged, I love you out of you, didn't he? Yeah, don't deny it. He would talk to you last thing at night, and first thing in the morning. He constantly mentioned losing sleep over you, every night, but we both know he slept like a rock. He made you love pictures that were sort of blah before. Did you delete those picture after he broke your heart? No, you don't. All of your friends hate him now, don't they? Remember how happy they were for you? They warned you.
Just remember, it's okay to cry. And referring him as asshole, is perfectly expected. Because, trust me, you'll end up talking about him just as often, if not more than before. There will be the "one time's", and "I remember's", and once you think you're over him, watch out. You better keep your eyes closed in hallways, because I promise you, the next time you see him, he'll be all over the other girl. A little part of you will want to warn her, but nobody will blame you for hating her and for blaming her for your pain. And in this case, I'm that 'other girl'. Yeah, you'll compare all other guys to him, because aside from the man-whoreish, heart-breaker thing, he was perfect. He was everything you wanted. Or maybe you made that up. Maybe, the second he started to show interest, you made up this perfect guy in your head, and he just happened to be him.
Listen, you will find the perfect guy for you, just like everyone says you will, and it will be soon. So please don't talk behind my back, I know you do. Go find your own happiness, and just let me enjoy mine, with your ex boyfriend ;)